Regina claming

1
to become butt hurt over something someone said about someone else with the same name

2
recreationally policing the interweb with the wishful thinking that everyone should be at least at closed minded

"I am the Regina in question and I refuse that my name be used for inflammatory purposes on the internet. I have been victim of harassement because of this definition. Please remove this definition immediately or I will need to take legal action. " Regina claming again! How the fuck could she be so arrogant to think every regina on the internet is her?

Refuse all you want! What you want does NOT outweigh freedom of speech, Regina claming asshole. Yeah, free speech is free to be fucking offensive. You DO NOT have any right to be not-offended, shitheadtart. The first amendment exists to protect UNpopular speech. Get a fucking clue or dozen. GTFO

by box of offensive words June 18, 2013

Fat Claiming

It's not fat shaming, just fat claiming. It's not like you are saying it's "bad to be fat" you are just saying "that person is fat" with no ill intent.

"She's fat."
"Dude, thats fat shaming."
"Nah man, theres nothing wrong with being fat. I'm just fat claiming."
"Ohhhhh. k."

by WhatTheCrackerBarrel February 10, 2020

Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

by J. Gam October 16, 2008

Social Climbing

Social Climbing refers to the attempt to move up in popularity through gaining large amounts of friends.

"Bryan Chow, stop social climbing!"

by B Chow April 18, 2010

climbing Mount Ballmer

The act of drinking heavily in order to achieve a blood alcohol level of between 0.129% and 0.138%, which was discovered by Microsoft in the late 1980s to confer "superhuman programming ability" via some unknown cause.

"It's Friday night, but I have a ton of code to write. I guess climbing Mount Ballmer is my only hope."

by jokeocracy January 24, 2014

fence climbing mood

urges to climb barb wire fences

they were going to come over but they werent in a fence climbing mood.

by aali Quigley September 24, 2007

bitch claiming

In Minecraft Factions, Bitch Claiming is the act of claiming around another faction's claim so they cannot expand their base. Bitch Claiming is normally against the rules.

You were caught bitch claiming the faction Void, so you have been banned.

by VolaVola March 24, 2020