The Clench

Jaw clenching caused as a side-effect of consuming LSD. Generally not dangerous. Treated by staying hydrated and exercising the mouth. Nothing to worry about as worrying can cause a bad trip.

Luke: You just gotta watch out for The Clench
A.J. (On LSD): The Clench? Wtf is that?
Luke: You don't know about The Clench man? That shit will lock your mouth shut!

by deadheadkid92 August 10, 2010

Clutchclusive

A state of being so incredibly awesome/amazing yet essential and swank.

jamar: I just got into the underground night whistlers concert. I had the only ticket that I found at urban outfitters in a book that was too mainstream for me.

harold: "That is so Clutchclusive"

by v-necksweaternation August 29, 2011

CLUTCHBOYZ

The best music group out there. Will never be beaten.

You heard of clutchboyz?

Yeah, the best music group ever?

Exactly!

by 6IX FEET June 5, 2020

baby's arm clutching a plum

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.

Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.

by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008

Stench Clench

The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.

Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.

by Degenerate Scumbag March 29, 2015

clutching

When you are playing an online game , and you are the only one alive on your team.You have to "Clutch"the round by killing the opposing team single-handedly. So clutching is surviving in a one versus five or more players situation, killing them and winning the game . Clutching a situation in other words is getting control over a close situation.

Mom-Dinner's ready !
Gamer-Not now mom , I'm clutching !

by Erosin March 3, 2015

Fist clencher

An emotionally charged rock song that causes you to drop to one knee, bend your elbow and curl your hand up in to a fist. Often accompanied by air guitar, open mouth dancing and big hair.

That Bonnie Tyler song really rocks.

Yeah, it's a real fist clencher.

by Thedukethe July 21, 2010