clerm

Any unidentified white substance, especially that which is found in Steven's home.

Steven, you're cat just ate the clerm again...

Oh yeah, he always does that. I hate him.

What's clerm?

That stuff. Duh.

by bingbopbobebi January 30, 2009

Dr. Alto clef

A weird SCP foundation researcher known for keeping children in his basement (DON'T USE THE NUMBER "239" INFRONT OF HIM). he mostly remains quite to not scare people, occasionally causes chaos. There are rumours about him being attracted to sarkic flesh stuff and especially SCP-173. He uses redactions a lot.

someone: hey, Dr. Alto Clef how's your day
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*

by a random funny person August 12, 2021

Clerks

A low budget movie that made its way into mainstreem popularity and untimately became a cult classic. Go out and watch this movie right now.

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Clerks-It

To stand in front of a gas station and/or a convince store for a long period of time. The more common store is 7-11, but it is much easier to Clerks-It at a shitty convince store that no one will care if you loiter.

"Hey Justin, I'm bored shitless. Let's go Clerks-It at the Ghandi Store."

"Goddamnit, I need some cigarettes. Let's go Clerks-It and try to get some drunk guy to buy us a pack."

"Hey, you know that 7-11 on 10th Ave, We Clerked the shit out of that mother fucker."

by Little Timmy Urine July 31, 2007

clerget

Grease, or a grease like substance

"This pizza is covered in clerget".

by Maria Tipton January 3, 2009

clerk jerker

A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex

"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"

by 302.di December 7, 2016

Clerine

The most amazing woman in the universe. She’s so beautiful; she’s drop dead gorgeous, but she doesn’t know it. She’s not tall but she’s really stunning. She’s so adorable when she smiles. Her eyes disappear when she laughs; her eyes are so attractive, it’s like looking at the stars at night. She’s clever but she doesn’t admit it. Thinks logically. She’s very good at playing video games. She’s fun to talk to. The world was so much prettier with her in it.

guy 1: isn’t that clerine?
guy 2: damn. she’s really gorgeous.
guy 3: *has stiff neck* *turns his head to look at clerine*

by superteemo August 31, 2019