cerf

the coolest name or last name that was ever made, french for "dear". Usually beautiful, and always hott. Smart, sexy, athletic and sweet. Does well with people by the last name of Jonas.

"Look at that Cerf!"
"Cerf should definately get with Mr. Jonas"
"Wow, Im suprised she isnt a Cerf"

by Emizabie December 28, 2007

CERF

Cisgender Exclusionary Radical Feminist. AKA, the opposite of a TERF. Pronounced like "surf." People who love and care about the well-being of Transgender folks.

"I love the Trans community. I'm a CERF."
"Man, cis people just don't belong here. I'm sure the CERFs will agree."

by eineh July 18, 2021

cerf

Canadian Escort Review Forum
(www.cerf.ca)

I went to cerf.ca and read reviews on Canadian escorts.

by cerfbot August 9, 2008

Cerf

Someone who deserves endless amounts of love because, they are in fact, an amazing person.

Craig: You mean a lot to me, you are a Cerf
Craign't: Awwww thank you so much, you're a Cerf too

by Cornelius22222 March 28, 2020

Vint Cerf

Some douche who thought the internet should be equal to all, rather than only privileged white males.

Vint Cerf was clearly a Jewish Commie.

by NCBuckets October 5, 2017

Cerfunctionous Day

It is known as the day that the strawberry became king. you celebrate it by doing small tasks once a year on august 21st

at noon- drink orange juice and brush teeth

1:30- eat strawberries

2:00- buy a beach ball and pop w/ mouth

3:00- cartwheel

4:00- eat an entire can of sweet corn

did you do that cartwheel because it was Cerfunctionous Day? DAMN

by pinkpterodactyl August 21, 2017

cerfuddled

a slang term meaning a mixture of confused and muddled.

"i knew what i meant, i just got cerfuddled"

by Angelicallydevilish March 9, 2007