clerget

Grease, or a grease like substance

"This pizza is covered in clerget".

by Maria Tipton January 3, 2009

clerk jerker

A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex

"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"

by 302.di December 7, 2016

Clerine

The most amazing woman in the universe. She’s so beautiful; she’s drop dead gorgeous, but she doesn’t know it. She’s not tall but she’s really stunning. She’s so adorable when she smiles. Her eyes disappear when she laughs; her eyes are so attractive, it’s like looking at the stars at night. She’s clever but she doesn’t admit it. Thinks logically. She’s very good at playing video games. She’s fun to talk to. The world was so much prettier with her in it.

guy 1: isn’t that clerine?
guy 2: damn. she’s really gorgeous.
guy 3: *has stiff neck* *turns his head to look at clerine*

by superteemo August 31, 2019

Clerkdom

The Kingdom where low level employees, who want to get even with society making your life as miserable as possible, reign. Vicious social group made of clerks who do menial tasks in an office, or at a sales counter or service desk at a store or hotel.
Bureaucracy made of people with clerk mentality.

Why is it so uphill to get any small thing done around here with a minimum efficiency ?

Welcome to Clerkdom!

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Clerks

tHis is byfar one of the best Kevin Smith movies.

U fucking tipped over that coffin.

by FhillyMan September 9, 2003

west clermont middle school

West Clermont Middle school is the biggest middle school in the district but all of our 7th grade dances and field trips are cancelled. skanks, hoes, and f-boys roam the halls of this school. rumors and secrets are spread and nudes are leaked. kids run from the cops, send nudes, leak nudes, loose their virginity, and more. there's vaping and smoking issues, drinking alchohol and more. in all, west learning middle school is a shoebox. thank you for your time.

person 1: "you know what west clermont middle school is right?"
person 2: " yeah my little sister goes there and she's turning into a thot."

by Chaotic Nuetral December 8, 2019

ass clerk

a high level of ass hole, kind of like an ass hole but just worse.

"did you see that ass clerk just cut me off right there"

"the ass clerk at McDonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an ass!"

by goblowup808 April 12, 2010