the act of using a fecal bomb as an excuse to leave your group of friends when you are only leaving to go masturbate.
Person 1: holy shit to a have to crap!
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.
by SuperGurustyle June 29, 2010
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To be so bored during a class that you secretly reach your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand into your pant pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.
Matt: "Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time."
Nadsack: "Me too, classturbation helps with my tourette's."
Nadsack: "Me too, classturbation helps with my tourette's."
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by mickmetoo September 9, 2009
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"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"
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2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
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