Pant pocket

A bag which is inside your pants which allows you to scratch your genitals.

I like to use my pant pocket.

by Guyintheworld January 20, 2020

tell it to my pants pockets

A term that means that you're going to have to show me some money if you want me to do a favor for you. Used to elicit a bribe.

Jesse Jackson, Jr: "Governor Blagojevich, as you can see, I am by far the most qualified candidate to replace President-elect Obama in the U.S. Senate. I hope you will make the right decision."
Rod Blagojevich: "Yeah yeah whatever. Tell it to my pants pockets!"

by Nicholas D January 22, 2009