Clange

A really sweaty, gross vagina.

Slimy, smelly, sweaty. Really unpleasant.

Often applies to those who you expect to have nice vaginas, but it turns out it's just not a pretty site.

Can also be used as an adjective in the form of clangiest.
How was she?
She had a clange, man!
Oh dude, clanges are the worst!

Or

She had the clangiest vagina of all!
by WhatWhatWhat March 20, 2014
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Cling Clang

That sound that they make on impractical jokers
by Kraker Barrel October 25, 2018
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balls that clang

to be fearless
sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.
by merchantDave August 20, 2010
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Nao clang

A devastating combo of the comebacks "nao" and "clang." Only use it when one of the two words on its own will not suffice.
by livemau5 January 13, 2013
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wang clang

when someone goes to sack tap you and hits your cock instead of your balls.
that wang clang really hurt
by stackattack January 12, 2011
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Fetish Clang

The bundle of startling, confusing, alienating, distracting, and/or strange experiences associated with being a sexual fetishist in the presence of one's specific fetish interest while in a non-sexual context, as though a loud bell were suddenly ringing, that only the fetishist can hear.
As a clown fetishist, going to the circus always gives me fetish clang, because I feel like I'm watching live porn that no one else sees as being porn.
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Jang-Clang

I need to get rid of my Jang-Clang and buy me a Shimy-Thang.
by Dan Schmitt February 27, 2008
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