Clange

A really sweaty, gross vagina.

Slimy, smelly, sweaty. Really unpleasant.

Often applies to those who you expect to have nice vaginas, but it turns out it's just not a pretty site.

Can also be used as an adjective in the form of clangiest.

How was she?
She had a clange, man!
Oh dude, clanges are the worst!

Or

She had the clangiest vagina of all!

by WhatWhatWhat April 27, 2014

Cling Clang

That sound that they make on impractical jokers

Joe says cling clang.

by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

balls that clang

to be fearless

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.

by merchantDave August 20, 2010

Nao clang

A devastating combo of the comebacks "nao" and "clang." Only use it when one of the two words on its own will not suffice.

Person A: "Do you even lift?"

Person B: "Nao clang!"

by livemau5 January 13, 2013

wang clang

when someone goes to sack tap you and hits your cock instead of your balls.

that wang clang really hurt

by stackattack January 13, 2011

Fetish Clang

The bundle of startling, confusing, alienating, distracting, and/or strange experiences associated with being a sexual fetishist in the presence of one's specific fetish interest while in a non-sexual context, as though a loud bell were suddenly ringing, that only the fetishist can hear.

As a clown fetishist, going to the circus always gives me fetish clang, because I feel like I'm watching live porn that no one else sees as being porn.

by anonymous June 27, 2021

Jang-Clang

An old, beat-up automobile.

I need to get rid of my Jang-Clang and buy me a Shimy-Thang.

by Dan Schmitt February 26, 2008