clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.

Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.

by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016

Clegged Up

Adj. when somebody's literary agent is Bill Clegg of The Clegg Agency.

V. the act of Bill Clegg becoming your literary agent.

"I think Tao got clegged in like 2011? Taipei and Trip clegged af."

"Wow, I think Honor Levy, @themasterofcum, @writers_life_tips, and Obese might really get clegged up soon."

"Yeah he's pretty clegged right now I think."

by writerslifetips April 17, 2021

clogged drain effect

eating a dead animal out of a womans vagina and then throwing it back up in her mouth

"wow, when i found out you like the clogged drain effect, i thought of you in a whole new prospective

by andy w. cary nc March 2, 2005

Clogged Curtain

A slang term for Hermaphrodite or transvestite.

A penis nub in exchange for the clitoris.

Yo, did you just see that clogged curtain walk by?

by chawchii13 March 29, 2010

Clogged Drain

When the G.H.I. crew (Sean and Ross) descide to DP Caitlin in a new fashion known only as the "Clogged Drain".

Caitlin- "...omg im so drunk off those 2 shots of vodka im hellof horny"
GHI Crew- "Yup thats the Ghb with XTC kickin in, what u feelin like? WANT SOME DP BABIEEEEE!?!?"
Caitlin- "Nooo that got old quick, I want 2 in the butt"
GHI Crew- "Ohhhh I can taste the blood already... your into that new age Clogged Drain shit huh?"
Caitlin- "you konw it....(*she passes out and GHI Crew takes over*)."

by GHB Rapist 143 December 14, 2008

CLOGGED BRAIN

STUPID, DAMN, IDIOT, USELESS, AIRHEAD

PLEASE HIRE A PLUMBER TO CLEAR YOUR CLOGGED BRAIN.

by GHENYGHEN April 18, 2010

clogged disposal

When a girl pukes while she is sucking your dick all over you.

I was so drunk last night that I had to fix the Clogged Disposal and it was bad!

by Ray Redsox July 31, 2016