female circumcision

The act of removing a woman's clitoris, or clitoralectomy.

Did you see that Oprah episode about female circumcision??

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

Benadryl circumcision

Famous Actor from London, England who has played in movies such as: The Hobbit, The Imitation Game, and Dr. Strange.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen the new Dr. Strange movie?
Guy 2: You bet! I love Benadryl Circumcision's work!

by Benadryl Circumcision July 26, 2021

tardy circumcision

The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.

Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"

Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."

Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"

Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."

Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

circumcision related grief

Grief or depression from being Circumcised. Most cases relate to sensitivity, either to the lack of sensitivity as a result of the foreskin's removal or to the overabundance of sensitivity due to the lack of a protective layer. Cases of Circumcision Related Grief range from mild to extreme, and side effects include but are not limited to: intrusive thoughts, rage, depression, homicidal ideation, suicidal ideation, homicidal actions, suicidal actions. If you or a loved one are experiencing Circumcision Related Grief, there are several online communities which can provide a much needed support network for like minded and similarly afflicted individuals - know that you are not alone.

Overcome by Circumcision Related Grief, my every waking moment was consumed with thoughts of what was taken from me at birth.

by 32ozSoftDrink January 5, 2020

Circumcision

The act of removing a male's foreskin. Controversial for obvious reasons. There are cons such as exposing the usually covered part of the penis to the harsh world, but there are many health benefits such as a decreased chance of getting HIV, Cervical cancer, or Siphilis.

Originally it was only used ceremonially in Jewish communities, and later in the Muslim faith. Today the practice is common in the United States as a whole, Christian, Jew, Mulsim, or whatever.

Person in locker room: Dude! What's wrong with your dick!?
Jew: I had a circumcision
Person: Ew... I heard it makes Sex not feel as good.
Jew: Well I only was uncircumcised for 8 days so I can't really say anything about that.

by Circumcised June 17, 2012

Circumcision

Ooooooooooowwww! (from the Latin for "oooooooowwww!")

Circumcision? "Uhh...could you talk about something else? Like prison rape? Anything?" -Jim Gaffigan

by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011

auto circumcision

the act of retracting the foreskin of the penis and keeping it retracted all the time so it appears to others to be circumcised; auto circumcision is popular among circumcision fetishists, especially some gays, who believe the circumcised penis is the most attractive; a dude who is auto circumcised looks cut to the casual observer in the locker room but still has his foreskin.

Dude 1: hey, i didnt know you're circumcised.
Dude 2: i'm not, i'm just auto circumcised because i think it looks better.
Dude 3: well, it would have been easier if your parents had just circumcised you at birth.
Dude 2: yah, but they didnt, so i just do a little auto circumcision on myself.

by Jason Corrigan June 17, 2008