When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.
by PHeeSH August 21, 2003
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by TNBH October 7, 2021
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by soliddadon November 23, 2021
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I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.
by Lisiunia August 11, 2023
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“This is ridiculous, I can’t believe there are no chairs available, those people aren’teven using all theirs”
“Barb, quit being such a Chairen you should have gotten your ass out of bed earlier.”
“Barb, quit being such a Chairen you should have gotten your ass out of bed earlier.”
by Holly M Schultz April 2, 2026
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My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.
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