Churchrat 

A ghetto-dwelling or ghetto-acting african-american female who goes to a church. She also claims she loves jesus and god. However, the female still retains the hoodrat mentality. Stank attitude, bad weave, still putting out babies by different fathers, etc. She is still a textbook hoodrat, she just goes to church now.

Damn, look at that churchrat. She tells me I need jesus, but she had sex with my boy doggystyle last week!!!!

My girl just turned into a churchrat. She still a hoodrat, but now she goes to church on sunday.

Churchrat by Robzilla06 December 22, 2008

Churchburners 

Unfiltered cigarettes, premades or rollies, God's gift to humanity was the tobacco plant conveniently available in the form of churchburners like Camel or Lucky Strikes. Natural American Spirit make some churchburners too, but they aren't as commonly smoked as their roll your own churchburners. They are generally 70 millimeters in length, about 2 3/4". Actually the exact same length as a 12 gauge target load shotshell believe it or not.

The reason they are called churchburners is because the more of them you burn, the sooner you'll end up at church, in a wooden box.

Despite this fact, churchburners and coffee are the best way to start your morning. Filters? But... you can't roll em' loose and smoke them hard with filters. Tastier that way too. And unfiltered cigarette smokers are some of the toughest, rugged, and coolest people out there.

nonsmoker: You smoke unfiltered cigarettes? Aren't you worried about getting cancer?

Smoker: I roll my own churchburners boy, they taste better. And if death comes for me, I'll cut off a piece of his ear and put one out in his eye!!!

Churchburners by Anonamousmouse November 10, 2012

charcharbinx 

A nickname common of supreme and majestic gray cats whose names are generally Charlie or Charcoal; and whose human parents have fondness for the movie Hocus Pocus and the Star Wars Saga.

Charcharbinx is the best cat ever!

charcharbinx by charcharbinx January 2, 2017

Churchgasm 

When someone falls to the ground during church and begins writhing on the floor in ecstasy. Known in Christian churchs as"Slain in the Spirit." and Hindu as "Kundalini"

The Pastor started screaming into the mic, and three girls fell to the ground and began having a churchgasm.

Churchgasm by pastor smooth April 16, 2010

churchmate 

1. A companion or associate in one's church
2. A churchian serving in the same church as another
3. A fellow churchian

"Hey, churchmate!"

churchmate by timlight July 16, 2009

churchcore

hardXcore gospel music

Hell yeah, yeah, I'm listening to some churchcore and reading the bible

churchcore by Remedy August 26, 2005

churchbait

A hot chick who lures you in with her hotness, but then de-balls for "misusing your magic stick" and drags you to church. Hallelujah!

"Dude, watch out...She's churchbait!"

"I can't tap that churchbait ass."

churchbait by Mr. Priest January 17, 2008