Chinchilli Day

Chinchilli Day celebrates the victory of the tiny pueblo town of Topiticca over the uprising of their pet chinchillas. Although many attempts were made to negotiate a ceasefire, the fighting continued over three long days until the last of the chinchillas was gone. To this day the town’s victory is celebrated by the descendants of Topiticca and all chinchilla haters.

Note: Because little is known of the actual dates of the conflict, there are those who believe the town of Topiticca never existed and Chinchilli Day is actually an elaborate excuse to spend an extra day partying in Las Vegas.

I can't come to work Monday because I will be in Vegas celebrating Chinchilli Day

by admancorb June 25, 2009

Winston Churchill

(v). The practice of having alcohol in one's system the entire day, from waking up till bedtime, not a completely hammered level of alcohol, but just enough to make you a wisecracking, World-War-Two winning Briton.

"Guys, this Saturday we're gonna Winston Churchill it starting 9 am."

by it's jules August 27, 2009

chinchillin

kickin back and enjoying life.

Henry and I picked up a vanilla dutchie after work and got right to chinchillin after a stressful day.

by TecTina September 16, 2003

Dirty Churchill

A wonderful act in a similar vein to the 'Dirty Sanchez' except the lucky recepient has a lovely 'poo cigar' in their gob as opposed to a poo moustache smeared on their top lip.

Snuck up on teh Mrs while she was asleep.. managed to leave her with a Dirty Churchill... she was furious when she woke up.

(she couldnt find a lighter)

by Sweaty Gusset May 7, 2011

Brandon Churchill

Enjoys ripping duct tape off of his chest and putting ice in his underwear at 4 am.

that guy is as crazy as Brandon Churchill!

by Biebersbaby99 January 1, 2012

chinchilla

An abnormally hairy pussy.

It tickled my face to go down on her chinchilla.

by Niles Ward July 8, 2005

War Chinchilla Pirate Child Amigo

A scooter-riding, fireball shooting chinchilla with a spanish pirate baby and a turret attached to his head.

As seen in rathergood.com's 'Tales of the Blode' cartoon series.

"Yaharrr, me hearties!"

by Crabby McCrab-Crabberson July 9, 2005