crustache

A crusty, messy, weird looking mustache.
Mustaches that have lint and crumbs in them.

Guy 1: "See that geezer over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Guy 1: "See all those crumbs in his mustache? Now that, my friend, is a crustache."

by »AJH« July 20, 2010

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chomestache

a moustache that makes a person look like a child molester

josh is sporting a mean chomestache he must like small boys

by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye November 5, 2008

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cumstache

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.

John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.

by Knifo August 25, 2011

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A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

by HollowShell September 22, 2011

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