Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

Christance

Cute sweet girl, always nice. Hard to get a hold of. Extremely shy. Very pretty, also goofy. Hard to become friends with, only wants a few.

Christance calls herself christy

by Coke_can June 25, 2018

Christconsin

The act of being ignorant about one's place of birth.

That's so Christconsin of you!

by Argentina22 March 11, 2022

Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.

Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.

by JackD March 20, 2005

christen

To perform an act (ususally having sex or smoking pot) in a new location for the first time.

Hey Baby, lets christen these new sheets!
OR
Have you christened your new apartment yet?

by alabaster mcnasty November 2, 2005

christenable

Christenable : Belief that something is nice

That girl is Christenable
I could really christen that icecream over there

by Chandradi June 14, 2018

Christen

Christen is a kind hearted girl that's very smart and adventerous, and always loves a good laugh with her friends. She is a pretty and modest girl that likes to have fun! All the guys love her and want to be with her, but Christen has high standards and wouldnt go out with any guy. People are always jealous of her and envy her for her beauty. If you ever meet a 'Christen' never let go, she will make your life worth it.

Derick (Jock): "Hey girl, how about you make me happy and go on a date"
Christen (amazing smart beautiful chick): "uhh sorry no, im too good for you Derick"
*turns around but then looks over her shoulder*
Christen: "oh, and dont you dare be creepin' on my Instagram you bloody bastard"
All of Derick's friends: OHHHHHH OOOFFFFTTTT

by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G August 12, 2018