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Christofascist

Hypocritical bigots who reject any alternative view to their own. Believing in cencorship of freedom of thought and speech. Are prejudice to people who do not follow christianity, that they are bad people. Basically, a not very nice bunch of people who will be held responsible for the downfall of planet earth.
Athiest: You know what, the bible actually is a load of crap

Christofascist: YOURE GOING TO HELLZ OMG. PRAISE THE LORD. ALLOW JESUS INTO YOURE LIFE PLEASE. IGNORE THE BIBLE, WELL CONTINUE TO ADD MORE TO THE BIBLE UNTIL EVENTUALLY IT ACTUALLY IS IN ALIGNMENT TO SCIENCE AND EVOLUTION. THE MORE WE KNOW THE LESS WE MAKE SENSE BUT IM GONNA SUC K GODS ASS TO GET TO HEAVEN SO I CAN NOT FUCK ANYONE FOR ALL ETERNITY. WOOO YEAHH. RELIGION MAN.
by Geoffofdoom March 12, 2009
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christobal

Badass catholic that does not give a shit or fuck about nothing don’t mess which this Mexican
Is that Christobal
by Kftrwgxvyuon May 10, 2018
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christofascist bullshit

The creeping, legal erosion of constitutional rights by the acts of religious-minded government officials and Supreme Court justices that is transforming the United States into a country controlled by a minority view rather than the will of the people.
Oh, shit. Look behind us!
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
by YAWA July 17, 2022
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Christyona

Young,Amazing,Funny,beautiful, can always make you smile when your upset, perfect personality overall she has an big heart she's more confident than EVER , she will never leave your side , good kisser, don't really care what boys thinks, she has herself she don't need nobody on her side , you can't help but to love her , she will be the best girlfriend you will ever have
Woow , christyona is beautiful
by Suppperawesome September 28, 2014
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Christoval

A small town in West Texas, south of San Angelo, where a bunch of rednecks swim in the Concho river.
Forget Lake Nasworthy, lets get our drunk on in Christoval.
by pseudonaim August 18, 2009
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Christor

A sexy guy, who's eyes will melt you like butter. A gentle soul who's the perfect good-guy. You will never go wrong with a Christor
F1) Did you see Cassy with that guy?

F2) Yah. He is SUCH a Christor!!!
by Mizz Fitz December 31, 2012
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Christhor

A person who seems mean because of their size but in reality is a sweet giant. Usually towers at, or above, six feet tall but does not like any sport of any kind. Christhor is a sweet and caring person who takes care of their friends better than their own selves. They’re a social butterfly... only to those Christhor trusts. It will take a long time before Christhor warms up to you and when they do you’re allowed to do anything to them and they wouldn’t care. However, when Christhor feels like his friends or family is being threatened it’ll look like Christhor changed into a completely different person. Aggression takes over and their thought process slowly starts to fade as Christhor sets his/her mind on beating the threat to a pulp. In spite of this, Christhor is also a teddy bear, so feel free to lean on, rest on, or hug Christhor cause their hugs will change your life.
Bro, he looks nice but don’t mess with Christhor, he’ll mess you up.

Did you know Christhor is an Aquarius?

Christhor’s literally a god, Thor.
by BeenAnonymousSince1923 February 11, 2020
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