Cornography

Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.

John: Did you see the new Brooks and Dunn video on CMT?

Jane: No. I'm not into cornography.

by nashvegas August 24, 2008

strip choreography

the art of teaching dancers how to stage strip dances; strip-teasing dancing.

Formerly a strip-teaser, she now teaches strip choreography to new aspirants.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2011

cornography

Videos and pictures of corn cobs without corn on them. Naked corn. Cornography

Last night after dinner I made cornography with left over corn cobs.

by TurtleDude87 May 18, 2009

Cornography

i.e. Corndoggin', Political Cornography

Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.

One picture explains "cornography" perfectly:

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by tlw3 August 17, 2011

choreography

the latest known/ taught dance moves

cleo taught me this choreography for the dance friday

by salsa stepper March 13, 2009

Careography

The choreography of cars, often seen in action movies and car demonstrations.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw The Blues Brothersyesterday
Guy 2: Oh Ya?
Guy 1: Ya, the Careography was great

by Lucky251 December 27, 2008

Cornographic

1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.

2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.

3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.

1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!

2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.

3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.

by clohy July 17, 2010