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choiter

When you get a big pimple in your chode area and it grows to the size of a goiter...
OMG.. last night I popped my puss filled choiter! And now I can't sit because it's so big!
by Justin the Great July 28, 2010
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Cloisterdoinked

to slather the foreskin and ballsack with glue and create an airtight dome over a penis.
I cloisterdoinked (insert person you mildly dislike here) because they ate my dog
by tubesintubes August 11, 2016
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Dirty Christer

He gave me a really big dirty christer last night
by Velures August 27, 2021
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cloisterphobia

fear of church or priests
Man I used to be an altar boy but I never got the latin right,and I've had cloisterphobia ever since
by worderamma December 13, 2009
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chobster

A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.
'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!
by markup October 19, 2003
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christernazi

An alleged Christian that hates all sinners, especially gays and liberals.

A Christian that thinks he is the only one saved and feels the need to cram his view down everyone's throat.

A person that professes Christ and feels the need to kill doctors that provide abortions or burn down gay bars.

A term used unfairly of any Christian that simply wants to share his faith with a non-Christian.
Would you look at those christernazis screaming at that gay couple. Where are the cops when you need them?

Here comes Mrs. Smith, our town's christernazi. She hates me so much because I took my kids to go see Harry Potter!

These are those christernazis that picket funerals for soliders killed in action. They hate everyone!

All I wanted to do was invite my friends to the church youth group activity and they laughed and called me a christernazi!

The pastors in my church say that I can't cut my hair or wear makeup or wear jewelry. What a bunch of christernazis!
by tainochief November 22, 2010
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cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.
Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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