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chod

A person who uses an online service such as a chat room, forum or multi-player game with the sole purpose of spoiling other people's enjoyment. This person might post chat room messages repeatedly, or with a huge font, shoot their own team members in a game or scream down the microphone just to annoy.
Since we banned users from ***.COM, our forum is now 99% chod free!
by Mr Bilbo August 21, 2006
mugGet the chodmug.

chod

in the autumn when the leaves fall it forms chod at the bottom of the lake!
by alice & dan October 22, 2006
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chod

she said i had a big chod
by paulos August 21, 2006
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chod

The vocalised flotsam and jetsum of the mind - random thoughts that get expressed, or just complete blather. As a verb, the act of vocalising these thoughts.
1. There was a lot of chod at the meeting.

2. Jim chodded out a particularly lengthy anecdote
by Chodder August 21, 2006
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chod

Jizz, spunk, cream, man milk, sloppy jalopy.
her face was flecked with chod.
by [D]Mr Cream T August 21, 2006
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chod

A superhot glowing piece of hashish that falls out end of a lit joint

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"bollocks i've just got another fucking chod-burn on my car seat"

"watch where you smoke that, i dont want any chods on my new carpet"
by Jelboy August 21, 2006
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chod

someone who is fat, or a bit of a greedy twat. bit of a chonga 'see chonga'
'you fat chod!!'
by bade August 21, 2006
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