Chod

When a man's penis is wider then its length, and not in the good way. Orinenated from early South Park episodes
Haha that lad has a chod!...unlucky
by Cill-bert March 09, 2009
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Knacker Shower

When an Irish gypsy (or Knacker) has no shower facilities and uses excessive amounts of spray deodrant to cover up the smell, whilst creating an even worse one
I was fiercw smelly the morning after that fight and so I had a Knacker Shower John Joe
by Cill-bert March 09, 2009
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