Chocolate

Slang for poop

Tony: it smells so bad in here
Jeremy: hi
Tony: oh hey Jeremy what are you eating?
Jeremy: uhhh... chocolate
Tony: oh cool! Can I have some?
Jeremy: uhhh no
Tony: Please I’ll give you $10
Jeremy: uhhhh ffffine hhhhere yyyou gggo!
Tony: EWW THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE!!!

by Kidswillbekids June 13, 2019

chocolate

The tastiest thing in the world!

Hey do you want some chocolate?
yeah!

by abi May 13, 2005

chocolate

1) a substitute for sex
2) something women crave when not getting satisfied sexually

He can't be no good in bed, his woman always hittin' the chocolate.

by chocaholic May 15, 2003

chocolate

A drug for people with no money; health necessity for women.

I was really depressed so I bought a pint of chocolate ice cream.

by THECOOLONE January 5, 2005

chocolate

A candy made from cocao beans invented in the 19th century.
- In 1876, the Swiss discovered the process of adding milk to the chocolate.

The word chocolate is derived from the Nahuatl (Aztec) language: Chocolatl.
Chocolatl was a drink made from roasted cocao beans, chile and honey.
It was generally thought of as an aphrodisiac... (drinking chocolatl expands the artery leading to the penis for sustained erections.)
Note: Chocolatl is not to be confused with chocolate.
(Chocolate does not have this effect...)

"Damn! I'm craving chocolate again..."

by Aec August 28, 2003

chocolate

The best substance on the earth. Varys in different shades of brown. Varys in sweetness. Originally used by the Aztec Indians. Diana's favorite food of all time.

My birthday is coming up really soon, and for it I want chocolate.

by Diana Stephens November 1, 2004

Chocolate

A fairly potent type of Marijuana, a personal choice herb of mine, that is dark and brown in color, sticky, and has a very delicious chocolate aroma.
May also be referred to as "choco" and "choc".

Hey man, you happen to have another dime of that chocolate? That stuff is some dank herb.

by Jayzeus March 15, 2005