Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

When you take the female connector of a 9 volt battery to your laidie's clitoris and repetitvely mash togther (vigorously) giving her a jump start like Dick Van Dyke on an ol' Model - T Ford.

Kylie wasn't in the mood last night, so I introduced her to clitty clitty bang bang, needless to say, she had no choice.

by nolboomer October 14, 2008

Shitty Clitty Bang Bang

When a man or woman shits on an open vagina and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse.

She was begging me for a shitty clitty bang bang!

by Walleyeslayer January 28, 2026

Shitty Clitty Gang Bang

A porno movie that really, REALLY needs to be made.

Clerk: "Okay, that's Taint Raiders 6, Barely Legal Chicks With Dicks, Adventures in Extreme Bukkake... will that be all?"

Porn Enthusiast: "umm... throw in Shitty Clitty Gang Bang and I'll be good to go."

by Dr. Long Dong Johnson August 17, 2009