chapass

Chapass is a condition that arises when: A: you have diarrhead so many times and wiped your anus raw, or B: when you forget to wipe your ass and walk around for the day. The end result is a sore and chafed ass that persists for 2 days at the least.

Chapass dont go away in one day!

by PapaT November 1, 2006

Chespaspanini

An italian weapon used to inflict pain or death upon the recipient, specifically uncooked spaghetti or linguine

Person 1: Uh oh! The serial killer, who uses chespaspaninis to kill, has not been caught

Person 2: That isn’t good

by Cjrkoa March 18, 2018

cheaster

Some one who only goes to mass/church on christmas and easter.

Mike asked, Why didn't Robert go to mass?"
John replies, "Because he is a cheaster!"

by Brian Reid March 23, 2008

cheapskate

Also used describe people who don't tip. I.E. the pizza man, waitresses and waiters, etc, etc.

Hey Cletus, that mother fucking cheapskate stiffed me.

by MeanJoeInYourFace August 6, 2007

cheapshot

A very unfair attack, usually a surprise and aimed at the groin or stomach.

"Why is that guy on the floor?"

"He was standing behind Iggy, who spun around and hit him with a cheapshot."

by El Singario February 14, 2006

Cheapass

A person who is tight with there money and finds the cheapest way out of things and is also someone who stingily avoids spending money. Similar to cheapskate.

Gabriel: (buys food for the family) I cant believe this Little Caesars pizza only cost my five bucks.

Sylvia: YOU CHEAPASS!!!

by Trackstar118 July 1, 2009

chegashed

The personality of Chegash compacted in to witty verb form. To be one short of a full, or to be cheated out of what you deserve.

When you go 10-pin bowling and knock down 9, you've been chegashed.

When you turn around to pimp some hoes, only to witness your seat getting stolen, you've been chegashed.

by jayrodpimpdawg April 20, 2006