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Cheerios

A crunchy, oat based cereal, shaped like tiny donuts. They come in several flavors, such as
1. regular
2. frosted
3. apple cinammon
4. honey nut
5. graham cracker

They are good for your heart, because the oat fiber is microsoluable and "scrubs" cholesteral from your circulatory system.
Hamsters and ferrets love Cheerios; they are a good training device. I love them too.

The ferret digestive system is purely carnivorous, so don't let them fill up on carb based foods, even ones that are healthy for us, like Cheerios.
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Cheerios

Donut-shaped oat cereal that can help lower your cholesterol with a low-fat diet.

Which sounds a little silly, because even without Cheerios your cholesterol can be lowered if you just ate healthier and exercised anyway..
"Brian, there's a message in my cereal! It says 'Ooooooo'!"
"Peter, those are Cheerios."
by dictatorpants December 4, 2009
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cheesist

Bob: I hate cheese so much.
Bill: I didn't know you were a cheesist.
by asdl;fjl August 3, 2009
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Cheesism

Cheesism is the belief system based on the teachings of Cheesus (Cheesus Christ). One who identifies with Cheesism is said to be a Cheesist.
Doug - "I believe in Cheesism. That's right, I'm a Cheesist."
by cheesus_disciple January 6, 2011
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Drooling Cheerios

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.
Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"
by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011
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honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.
Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.
by john stromboli September 7, 2020
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A phrase used to tell someone to stop being crazy, annonying, or hyperactive.
by AC/DC 4 Life March 21, 2009
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