cheeseoma

When one has eaten so much cheese that one enters a coma like trance. Similar to the meat sweats.

After eating a whole wheel of brie and half a block of gouda Francis slipped uncomfortably into a cheeseoma.

by Randall Ranger June 26, 2016

Cheesepost

A "Family Friendly" way of saying shitpost

Have you checked out my cheesepost ?
You mean shitpost.

by TachyTack December 4, 2019

the burlington cheesecoat factory

The place where you can buy coats and cheese at low prices

Wow, I really want a new coat and some cheese, let's go to the burlington cheesecoat factory.

by shmirf February 10, 2018

CheeseMongrel

A small dog that is the color of chedder cheese. Some imature kids try to call their friends cheesmongrels and the first one to say it wins.

Casey: Hey gene! Your a cheesemongrel!
Gene: Aww man... You win again!

by Raven1313 February 14, 2009

Cheesemo

An extremely cheesey emo/scene/hippster/trendster/whatever. Cheesemos attend lame shows and talk like they're the coolest thing around. They also wear lame band tees and neatly folded bandanas in their back pockets. Also somewhere belts without putting them in a beltloop. (WTF?)

Cheesemo-"Are you like totally going to the FFTL show!?"
Me- "You're Fucking Gay"

by C Wizzle December 28, 2005

Cincinatti cheeseboard

The act of causing temporary breathlessness by smearing smegma from a cheesy and unwashed phallus over the nasal passages of the victim.

'Crafer, pass me the cheeseboard please'
'I'll give you a cincinatti cheeseboard unless you shut up'

by The fuzzy Arouser July 13, 2012

Cheesemonkey

Derogatory; affectionate. A person who enjoys tacky, cheesy, kitschy, saccharine or niche art and/or humour and is considered, by the speaker, to be naive. Unhip. Geeky.

Jack: "Have you heard The Bad Plus' version of Everybody Wants to Rule the World?"
Jill: "You are such a cheesemonkey."

by A Harrow March 15, 2015