cheesemosa 

CheeZ-Mo-Sa
–adjective,
1. of or like awesome: pertaining to an approval; a thumbs up.
2. Slang. opposite of an inferior or cheap; chintzy: The movie's special effects were cheesemosa.

Cheesemosa! Mr. Larrinaga that was stupendous!

cheesemosa by Mr. Chandlm April 14, 2008

cheesemosa 

A mimosa, but with queso in place of orange juice.

Betsy, always orders the Cheesemosa during brunch.

cheesemosa by AlbinoIguana January 18, 2017

Cheeseosaurus Rex 

The title given to the last pizza served at "all you can eat" pizza. It has a ginormous amount of cheese on it, but very little sauce.

The purpose of the Cheeseosaurus Rex is to get people to stop eating pizza. The thought behind this is that cheese fills people up so they will not be able to order any more pizza.

Scott: let's have another pizza; our eigth one.
Rob: SHIT MAN! here comes the cheeseosaurus rex!
Kenny: wtf?
Rob: that's when they put a crapload of cheese on the pie to make you stop eating.

Cheeseosaurus Rex by g-diggity June 15, 2006

cheesemoo 

Thong underwear. Called such because it resembles a cheese cutter, and the moo refers to the body part it is covering.

Our gym teacher bent over so low we could see her cheesemoo.

cheesemoo by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Cheesemousse

A large mythical creature that one goes hunting for in large groups while standing in a circle, slapping one's legs and clapping one's hands. If one finds a cheesemousse, the mere sight of the creatur will be so disturbing that the entire group will feel the need to run away screaming and deciding that Snipe hunting is a much better pastime. Mainly found and hunted for at Bement Camp and Conference Center.

Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there!
(Look! Over there!)
It's...Tim Payne!
(It's...Tim Payne!)
You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!
(You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!)
You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!
(You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!)
You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!
(You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!)
So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!
(So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!)
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there! Its...A CHEESEMOUSSE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheesemousse by Phishr October 1, 2005

Cheeseboard 

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.

“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”

Cheeseboard by -Cutters- December 30, 2017

cheesemonger 

vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas

The cheesemonger showed us his wares

or

That guy is a real cheesemonger

cheesemonger by cheesemonger January 23, 2004