cheese dick

A cheesy, arrogant dick head on ADV who is passive-aggressive and wants a piece of you, out of the blue.

Yater brought it on, but there wasn't much there. He is a cheese dick if there ever was one!

by BobFV1 January 10, 2008

cheese dick

an uncircumsized penis with a yeast infection.

he's got cheese dick.

by dick April 13, 2004

cheese dick

one who has a pus discharge from his penis, a std!

if you keep f**king the hooker you might get cheese dick

by g3rd January 9, 2005

cheese dick

someone who passes on a joint/bowl/pipe/etc.

"Can you believe Consuelo passed on that chronic? What a cheese dick."

by Roger Rabbit 420 April 19, 2008

cheese dick

sage loves joey more

x's infinity
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i winnn cheese dick :PP

by sagelovesyou November 15, 2009

Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

by JohnnyCee23 February 21, 2011

Cheese-Dicking

The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.

A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.

B. what?

A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!

B.Ahhhh shiitttt!

by TheGuyWhoGetsAround October 28, 2011