cheese dick 

Alternate for Dickhead. Cheese Dick refers to persons from the upper midwest of nordic decent. Cheese head becomes Cheese Dick. This also applys to dim-witted Minnesotans as well. You betcha!

Hey Guido, can you believe that cheesedick just stopped to let me fuck him outta this parking space?

Instead of saying move it buddy this cheesedick says"excuse me".

These cheesedicks never stop talkin' about nothin'.

cheese dick by rodz June 10, 2005

cheese dick 

matts unclean penis involving cheese activities

unwashed penis indicates build up of yellow cheese in other words cheese dick

cheese dick by jesus farmer July 10, 2006

cheese dick 

A man who has been given the unfortunate burden of an unhealthy build up of smegma on the penis due to a combination of poor hygiene and just really bad genes.

Jesus fuck, y'know what Gezelle told me? That Chris is a smelly cheese dick.

cheese dick by The Swindler May 13, 2005

cheese dick 

When you dip your dick in cheese and get a midget girl to lick it off and then stick it in her ass.

Man, look at that midget bitch, I'd love to cheese dick her.

cheese dick by Mace from Spiffeh land September 4, 2008

cheese dick 

Someone who continuously tries to screw you over while playing video games.

I won't play with Smash Brothers with Dave Murdoch anymore, he's being a cheese dick.

cheese dick by Lunch Box January 30, 2005

cheese dick 

One whose "member" has the properties of cheese, namely soft and easy to melt.

The president is a remarkable cheese dick.

cheese dick by R. Snot August 29, 2003

Cheese Dick 

the guy driving in front of you whom refuses to pull away from a green light while yet no cars are coming.

*stop at red light*
*red light turns green*
"why isnt this car pulling out?"
*five mnutes go by*
WHY THE F*** AREN'T YOU MOVING, CHEESE DICK?!

Cheese Dick by Lula12xoxox March 10, 2011