chatspeak

Chatspeak is pretty much the Language of the Idiots. It is used by those too stupid/lazy to type properly.

This is an example of chatspeak: yo u wanna go 2 da mall 2dai

by *Vicky* April 9, 2006

Chatspeak

Idiotic form of chat used by 12 year old AOL users. This form of chat comes with many random "omg" and "lol's". Usually the chatter is prepubescant.

Sk8kiddzrool: omg hai!111!
Ryan: Are you retarded?
Sk8kiddzrool: no u r u mofo, i no were u liv & will scrw ur mom lololololol!111!!1one!!

by TheRealPecker April 14, 2005

chatspeak

When people think it's cool to shorten words when they type things on IM, message boards, etc. Newsflash: It's not cool. Don't do it. Instead of just saying "I'm an idiot!" you can just type in chatspeak and it will basically mean the same thing.

lyke omgwtfbbq typing wit corect speling is overrated LoL!!1

by Psycho Hobo September 2, 2004

chatspeak

Also known as webspeak, chatspeak is basically an illiterate way of typing, and a way to massacre a language. Shortening words (such as you to u), insisting on ignoring captials, making words numbers, (such as 2 or 4) and not using endmarks are all parts of chatspeak. For most people it annoys them shitless, but certain people insist.

Dis is a ex of chatspek 4 u lol. i cant speel 4 mi lyf n im on aim 247. go figur.

by x) June 4, 2005

Chatspeak

A person{s} attempt at looking cool, or to save time by shortening words. Chatspeak is also used by people that have no idea how to spell in an attempt to communicate on the internet. People who use chatspeak rarely capitalize or use a period, they are extremely annoying to people that know how to spell, and generally only make friends or have conversations with other people that use chatspeak.

See annoying, retarded, stupid, irritating.

Chatspeak example:
Two, to, too - 2
For, thereFORe - 4
You - u
Are - r
Boy - boi
Skater - sk8er
What - wot
The - da

by Kaidoe October 16, 2008

chatspeak

Pure stupidty. Used by those who have a low IQ, or think shortening words saves time.

"LyK oNG bILly jOeL Iz LyK dA hAwTeST gUY EvA!!!!@#!111!1"

Only use chatspeak if you want people to see you as dumb.

by Carwrek July 27, 2006

chatspeak

A pathetic attempt at looking cool and saving time. Useful for people who can't spare a third of a second, or morons who can't spell "Dude, got a quarter?" A disgrace to the english language and also almost every other language anyone ever came up with.

(h@t$I*3@k or chatspeak
A=@
C=(
E=3
P=I*
S=$
etc.
Or,
lolz
2nite
cul8r
etc.

by theystolemyidentity April 12, 2008