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Penny Dead Cert

When a bet is placed and is almost certain to be a winner
The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert

Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert
by IghaloMoney May 19, 2020
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Shit Cert

When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.
Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode July 1, 2009
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Junior Cert

The junior certificate is a scam run by the Irish governments and teachers unions. For three years of your teenage life and secondary school time, your peers tell you that it is the most important thing. Then after you have completed your Kippy junior cert you go onto leaving cert where none of it actually matters.
"It's your junior cert, not mine!" might be said by your teacher.

"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.
by sebstanlover06 October 5, 2021
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CON-cert

A show that is hyped up beyond all belief, and when you go it turns out to be the biggest waste of money you've ever invested in.
Promoter: This is the best show, like, ever, dude. Aren't you glad you shelled out the cash?

Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.
by Widget the Midget August 27, 2008
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Racing cert

English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.
At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'

Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.
by bellebouche March 7, 2010
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junior cert week

the time where the summers kicks into full gear in Ireland where the 3rd and 6th years do exams for a few days while everyone else gets to enjoy the heat.
"cant wait for the junior cert week Mary. its gonna be a scorcher"
" ah Jaysus Aisling i'm after lighting a candle to wish my little micheál hes doing his exams this week"
by alibabaintheleaba June 7, 2022
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Dead Cert

someone who makes eye contact at every possible chance, cries for no reason and will definately turn up an hour early for any social occasion!
i hope the dead certs arent out tonight..they tang!
by yellow dragon August 20, 2006
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