The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert
Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert
Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert
by IghaloMoney May 19, 2020
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Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode July 1, 2009
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The junior certificate is a scam run by the Irish governments and teachers unions. For three years of your teenage life and secondary school time, your peers tell you that it is the most important thing. Then after you have completed your Kippy junior cert you go onto leaving cert where none of it actually matters.
"It's your junior cert, not mine!" might be said by your teacher.
"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.
"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.
by sebstanlover06 October 5, 2021
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Promoter: This is the best show, like, ever, dude. Aren't you glad you shelled out the cash?
Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.
Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.
by Widget the Midget August 27, 2008
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At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'
Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.
Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.
by bellebouche March 7, 2010
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"cant wait for the junior cert week Mary. its gonna be a scorcher"
" ah Jaysus Aisling i'm after lighting a candle to wish my little micheál hes doing his exams this week"
" ah Jaysus Aisling i'm after lighting a candle to wish my little micheál hes doing his exams this week"
by alibabaintheleaba June 7, 2022
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by yellow dragon August 20, 2006
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