Someone who is only attracted to celebrities that in the most case far too old and already taken and don't know your existstance. A Celesexual is determined that he/she is in a serious relationship with these celebrities.
Girl: I'm marrying Justin Bieber soon!
Boy: no you wont he has a girlfriend and don't know you exist!
Girl: One day I will...
Boy: wow your such a Celesexual all you do is fall in love with celebrities and no one else!
Girl: ....
Boy: no you wont he has a girlfriend and don't know you exist!
Girl: One day I will...
Boy: wow your such a Celesexual all you do is fall in love with celebrities and no one else!
Girl: ....
by Immy12 March 30, 2013
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Person 1: Abbi loves sleeping with professors on the first date.
Person 2: Why are you putting her down? You wouldn’t if she was a man
Person 1: Oh no you didn’t get it! I don’t have an issue with it, I’m slut celebrating her! She should do it more often.
Person 2: Why are you putting her down? You wouldn’t if she was a man
Person 1: Oh no you didn’t get it! I don’t have an issue with it, I’m slut celebrating her! She should do it more often.
by thisbluetacisgrey November 18, 2019
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by Seerena July 5, 2017
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kanye west exhibited advanced celebmentia when he interrupted and crashed the young singer's acceptance speech for the award she had just won.
by em bee kay1 September 15, 2009
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by itsmeyo24 October 6, 2013
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Founded in late 2010 by a girl going by the moniker "Athena," the caelesti hack accounts of users on various forum sites and facebook, ddos & hijack websites and post personal information of targeted users; sometimes going as far as to shut down computers and even force people to commit suicide on camchat websites such as tinychat & chat roulette.
They have a hashtag notification system which they use to contact others from different sites. Many of the members go by names of Greek gods. Many of them stay fairly undercover, making sure rarely to use their real names, however it has been speculated that several of the members are affiliated with LulzSec. Their theme song is "Me and My Goons" by Plies.
Founded in late 2010 by a girl going by the moniker "Athena," the caelesti hack accounts of users on various forum sites and facebook, ddos & hijack websites and post personal information of targeted users; sometimes going as far as to shut down computers and even force people to commit suicide on camchat websites such as tinychat & chat roulette.
They have a hashtag notification system which they use to contact others from different sites. Many of the members go by names of Greek gods. Many of them stay fairly undercover, making sure rarely to use their real names, however it has been speculated that several of the members are affiliated with LulzSec. Their theme song is "Me and My Goons" by Plies.
Robert: "How did Michelle die?"
John: "The caelesti ruined her life and made her kill herself on cam."
Robert: "Those are some mean motherfuckers."
John: "The caelesti ruined her life and made her kill herself on cam."
Robert: "Those are some mean motherfuckers."
by Kyle Brovlovski October 30, 2011
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