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Fattitude

An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.

A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"

Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.

Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
by Uberstench March 8, 2011
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catitude

the arrogant, i don't care about you but you better worship me attitude demonstrated by cats but can be applied to people as well.
that speaker was so full of catitude that it became silly
by kristekitty June 20, 2009
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Vattitude

A force that pushes you to the limits of your ability. Not taking no for an answer. Having the power to thrive in complex and and confusing situations where others give up.

Vattitude comes and goes, and is enhanced by group vattitude. It is more of a concept, but if it came from a biological reaction, it would be addrenaline and endorfines on steroids.

There is a lot you can do to trigger a shot of vattitude, alone or with friends. Stay positive, grab the best opportunities and say no to mediocracy. Say what is unsaid, do what is undone.
I feel a lot of vatti in the environment. He has so much vattitude, nothing can stop him.
by Amalafa February 7, 2021
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Attitude Whore

Social network creatures who make a big deal about their attitude. They generally put their attitude crap in the "about me" section.

Common lines used by an attitude whore are: I am like this, Don't piss me off or I will piss you off in tons, I hate hypocrites, I hate people with fake attitudes, Don't tell me what to do, If you think my attitude is bad, so be it ect.
In Facebook their favorite quotation is: If You Can't Accept Me At My Worst , You Don't Deserve Me At My Best.
Facebook Profile
About Me: Hi, I am Megan. I am a no nonsense girl. Don't give me crap or I will attack you back with more crap. I have loads of attitude and I am proud of who I am.....

Me: There goes another attitude whore.
by Dr.Sperm October 22, 2011
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Hattitude

Attitude that comes with the wearing of certain hats.....like:

Hats that are rare.
Hats that are really expensive.
Hats that show authority.
Hats that denote a fraternity or club/group.
That frat boy really has a bad hattitude.
by amnesiavictim April 9, 2009
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Chattitude

One who has an attitude via text message or instant message
I was talking to my girl on AIM... the bitch had such a chattitude
by xBusterxCherryx January 13, 2009
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craptitude

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.
He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.
by twinkle21 May 4, 2007
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