cat slap

sneaking up behind a cat an slapping at without it seeing you

sneak up and cat slap!

by Alex Cullen January 20, 2009

chatslap

An online berating (similar to a real world bitchslap), conducted over gchat or AIM, that is intended to knock some sense into someone.

e34: I may be late for practice tonight
toobutz: why?
e34: that fly honey asked me to coffee
toobutz: DUDE, seriously? You're due for a major chatslap...forget about that ho and get your ass there on time.
e34: daym. f.i.n.e.

by Dear Famous Asshole August 26, 2008

Catlapitis

A term for when you have contracted a cat on your lap.

I have Catlapitis and I am alright with this.

by Crazy Cat Person November 22, 2022

Filthy rich and catflap

Great tv show... funny as... cos Rik Mayall is in it... ha, ha... punk.. is hot so fuck off diva, wanna bes...

I am the punk... queen...

by nod_the_sleepy_frog>('_')< April 21, 2005

catflap

a man or woman who likes both sexes

shes a catflap, hes a catfalp

by jo75 January 11, 2008

Catlapped

Catlapping is when you take a cat, and slap your friend in the crotch with it.

"Holy crap what happened to you?"
"I got catlapped by Jimmy..."

by Old Man Tran October 31, 2011

catsnap

When you fall asleep and you wake up as an incel loser with nothing in your life but cats

Oh wow, took a catsnap, now I'm single and depressed, better take out my anger constructively

by 0ufsodifh November 6, 2019