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catch and release

In dating when you think the other person is a keeper, you finally get them to agree to be with you. At this point you find that they are a total Psycho Bunny, which makes you drop them in less time that it takes to go from 0-60 in a funny car.
Bob "What happened to Sally? I thought you said she was the one for you"

Eric "Sorry dude, it was a catch and release on her."

Bob "Psycho Bunny?"

Eric "yeap."
by Jdamonkyboy November 27, 2006
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catch and release

when you dump your load in a whore's mouth and she proceeds to spit it out all over your cock or in the bathroom sink.
yo man I had this thot over Saturday night and she sucked my hanger so good I blew my load right in her mouth...but then she pulled the catch and release and spit it out in the sink.
by ballbat November 15, 2016
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Catch and Release

The act of swiping a salty minnow through a dirty vagina followed by adding it to your pizza for a delicious treat.
Pettey: Did you just catch and release?
Flitton: Yea, this salty fish tastes great on this pie.
by Benitration November 27, 2016
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Catch and Release

Instead of spitting or swallowing after a blow job, the seamen is held in the mouth and spit into the mans mouth.
"Does Carol spit or swallow?"
"She does a Catch and Release actually!"
by SqueakyPig November 13, 2017
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Catch and release

When you give someone a bj and hold it in your mouth until you kiss them, then let it run into his mouth.
I did a catch and release on David last night.
by SarahSmurf March 30, 2019
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Catch and Release

When a girl clenches her legs around a guy during sex (the catch) and forces him to cum inside her (release)
Dad was I a mistake?
No you were a catch and release
Babies are you made when you're fishing?
Sure son, sure

Yeah I catch and released his ass last night
by KRC001 February 1, 2020
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Catch and Release Phrase

To pick up and use a new catch phrase, only to abandon it when it becomes popular.
Everytime I used to hear Blue Oyster Cult on the radio I would yell "More Cowbell!!" until I heard Biff in acounting do the same. Then I knew it was time for me to make "More Cowbell!!" a Catch and Release Phrase and move on.
by flyhaed August 16, 2013
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