cataract

The condition where your eyes are very watery and are blinded. This is the state you get in when you smoke a lot of weed or weed of high quality.

We gonna' smoke 'till ya eyes get cataract.

Oh snap son, you have an interview for your college and your eyes are cataract. I told you, you should have not smoked some kriptonite an hour ago.

by Eric "Escalade" April 3, 2006

Cataractoids

A cause of stupidity displayed by a person who’s head is deeply inserted into their behind, posterior, anal aperture.

Your error in thinking is caused by a medical condition called cataractoids.

by Ofashea May 21, 2020

Catapharact

A keen eyed internet sharp shooter with a penchant for taking out overconfident being who dare challenge his awesomeness. His appeal to the general crowd falls upon his eagerness to knockout any person who stick their head in his personal space and to break all egos that try to surpass his. His devotion to his most alluring partner makes him a constant target of harrasment from females.

"I don't just want you to give you 100% to the game; I want you to give a Catapharact!"

by Wolfie's Scope September 2, 2008

cataract

The # 1 American car, sold in Asia.

AHH SO you Bought a cataract, I thought you were buying a Rincon.

by JasonFive December 24, 2004

anal cataract

An excuse used when you sure as hell can't see your ass doing something.

Honey, would you like to go to a Lotte Berk class with me?
Sorry baby, I got anal cataracts.

by Damgerous October 20, 2009

cataract

A family disconnected from the outside world who breed amongst themselves and usually engage in a whole load of incest.

Don't go up the montains that's where the cataracts live

by EastCoastBoot December 23, 2003

Cataracts

A back disorder caused by carrying objects that are to heavy. Only used by confused freshmen.

Girl on sidewalk: "I'm gonna get cataracts in my back cuz my backpack is so heavy today!" Overheard@NDSU

by Twentysix April 10, 2012