casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008

masterbatorium

The room in which a person's PC is kept.

I rang the doorbell three or four times, dude. What, were you in the masterbatorium?

by twajjo January 10, 2012

Gasterbator

Someone who likes to fart excessively while masterbating to enhance their pleasure. Usually someone who enjoys anal sex.

Manifold is a gasterbator. He eats lots of beans at least 1 hour beforehand.

by Jeff Gasshole Thompson March 12, 2009

Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

rasterbator

One who recreates an image using small dots, see rasterbate

shane couldn't afford the poster, so he rasterbated it, what an effing rasterbator...

by poopa32 October 27, 2005

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

masterbatoria

Masterbatoria: Plural for masterbatorium. A chain of public baths; special massage parlors, stalls at the bus station, seats in an adult theater are some examples

They operate a chain of masterbaroria around the country.
She meet her friend for lunch and takes her to the hotel Ritz, her favorite of all masterbatoria.
The shower rooms of colleges are masterbatoria.

by Lloyd Winburn April 21, 2007