Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman,Relatives: Liane Cartman
A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.
A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.
by Atticus Justice December 22, 2007
Get the Eric Cartman mug.British expression of contempt. Originally a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication "who's Who"; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex; the belief that under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong. Now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. If you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.
Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!
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"No Kittie this is my pot pie... NO KITTIE THIS MY POT PIE! Bad kittie!
Mom Kittie's being a dildo.
(Ms. Cartman) I know a certain kittie kittie who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
(Cartman)What?
Mom Kittie's being a dildo.
(Ms. Cartman) I know a certain kittie kittie who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
(Cartman)What?
by nevets May 13, 2004
Get the Cartmans kittie mug.She or he or rather it, is the biggest whore in South Park and when she isn't making a porno film or at a photo shoot for a porno mag she is busy at home cooking for her son Eric. I say it because cartman's "mom" is actually cartman's dad because she or it is a Hermaphradite meening she has both male and female genitals.
Kyle: Oh sick dude it's some German porn site.
Stan: Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: (Very Pissed Off) Hey thats not very funny!
Kyle: (In Shock (for some odd reason)) Dude it is Cartman's mom!
Cartman: (Also In Shock)
Stan: Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: (Very Pissed Off) Hey thats not very funny!
Kyle: (In Shock (for some odd reason)) Dude it is Cartman's mom!
Cartman: (Also In Shock)
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Get the Eric Cartman mug.While Trying To Find His Father, Young Eric Cartman Finds Himself In A Bar And Shortly Later Finds Out That Everyone In The Bar Had Slept With His Mother.
by Amanda June 28, 2004
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Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way
Dislikes: Just about everything else
Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way
Dislikes: Just about everything else
Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.
Cartman: Not racism?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Okama?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not blasphemy?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not getting my way?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not interested.
Cartman: Not racism?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Okama?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not blasphemy?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not getting my way?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not interested.
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