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kittie schmear 

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.
Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.
kittie schmear by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018

kittie spit 

Fluid from the vagina as it is being aroused
"yo, your mom got Kittie Spit all over me."
"What the actual fuck?"
kittie spit by guessilldefine September 6, 2018

Kittie your Sniffer 

To rub one’s pussy over someone’s nose.
When I get you home I’m going to Kittie your Sniffer, baby!

Kittle Skittle 

Secret sexual fantasies which you have about people around you that if anyone knew, you'd most likely go to hell
"Wow Arthur! Did you just have a Kittle Skittle about me? SEE YOU IN CHURCH!"

kitties titties 

Similar to the phrase “the bees knees” but with much more passion. If you're the kitties titties you're basically the shit. You've done something pretty damn good to be given this title.
Wow the variety show was really amazing this year!

Ya our student council is the kitties titties.

glitter kitties

Glitter Kitties is a nickname for an NFL team called the Jacksonville Jaguars. This nickname was coined in part because of the super sparkly helmets that said Jaguars wear. Jaguars are of course a large variety of cat. So, it wasn't much of a leap for people to start calling them the "Glitter Kitties."

This nickname is thought to have been coined by Indianapolis Colts fans. Even if that is not the case, we do hereby take credit for said coining of the nickname
Bob: I heard that the Glitter Kitties might be moving to LA.

Bill: I heard that too. Most of their fans have lost faith in them.

Bob: Haha, that's pretty sad.

Bill: Yeah, but we hate the Glitter Kitties, so it's kind of funny too!

Bob: That is true. Go Colts!
glitter kitties by Enigma89 December 13, 2010