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Carpoonski 

Carpoonski! I hurt my achilles tendon!
Driving multiple people to a single event to help one another out
Hey, why don’t we carpool and I will take the kids to practice so that skank mom Amy can stay back, maybe not take home any of the husbands... again.
Carpool by KattyWompus February 10, 2019

Texas carpool 

(Noun) An arrangement between people to make a regular journey in as many vehicles as possible, typically with each person driving an otherwise vacant extended cab pickup truck.
Let's Texas carpool to Whataburger.
Texas carpool by Poopnuggets16 January 16, 2018

reverse carpool 

When you go to drive somewhere but use separate cars, thus killing the environment.
"Yeah, we'll just reverse carpool and meet up at Target."

French Carpool 

A sex act in which one man is doing a girl doggystyle while the other is receiving oral sex and they high five over her back creating the Eiffel Tower. Meanwhile there are two girls covered in oil who ride a slip n slide under the girl having sex while one holds onto the others feet so that they slide in tandem. As they pass under the girl they push their butts up so they punch the other girl in the stomach.
I can't believe you guys didn't invite me to your french carpool, I love absurd sexual acts.
French Carpool by PooDooHooDoo November 2, 2011
When the female in your car is so impressed by your magnificient vehicle that she wets her seat with sugar juices.
I'm hot but the car cool
She's wet, that's a carpool

-Lil Wayne
carpool by mikidi July 15, 2010