Anal Cartographer

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.

"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"

by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006

warnography

Gratuitous media coverage of war more concerned with providing thrills than informing or delivering a sobering message.

"What was on the news today?"
"Oh, just a bit of Iraq warnography..."

"Shall we watch a film tonight?"
"Yeah, how about a comedy?"
"Na, I'm more in the mood for a warno."

by Mr. Frank July 13, 2006

Carography

The moves and execution of those moves to music while doing a videotape selfie in your car.

Dance moves done to music while seated in your car.

Car choreography.

Your carography was on point in that Instagram video you made yesterday.

by AQfrumdaBX July 14, 2016

careography

The dance moves you would normally perform to a song, but modified because of the fact that you are sitting in a car and (if the driver) holding the wheel.

We made up some bad ass careography to go with our road trip mix.

by Back2Beast October 25, 2009

barnography

To rape and pillage barn animals for others viewing pleasure.

I just got some crazy barnography from my buddy's farm down the road

by coutter May 2, 2011

Chrono-Cartography

A person in which studies the change of cultural maps over human history.

I think I might search for a college that teaches chrono-cartography.

by Time&Space March 19, 2023

Canigraphy

Urban cave paintings

When buying a foreclosed house you might wind up with canigraphy on the walls.

by Ewoo April 20, 2019