Canticles

Tentacles coming out of your vagina.

"Do you have canticles?"
"Why yes I do. They're purple!"

by pu-rr February 8, 2012

Cantilloons

n. A portmanteau of 'Cantillon', a well known brewer of highly acidic 'lambic' beers, and Pantaloons, wide breeches common in 17th Century England.

Excessive consumption of lambic beers is known to adversely affect the digestive system, often causing unintentional venting of highly liquescent excrement. One who has suffered such an outburst is said to have 'Cantiloons'.

"Man, I drank 10 bottles of Lambic last night. I had heinous Cantilloons."

by ExpertBeerTaster August 22, 2011

contiki bus driver

Older man who tries to pick up younger women.
Originates from the Contiki bus tours for 18-35 year olds. Where the older bus drivers are notorious for hitting on the young female passengers.

I had my 21st birthday party and my uncle was hitting on all my friends like a contiki bus driver.

by pov mjh February 21, 2009

cantilever

An architectural/structural term meaning "overhang," or a really nerdy way to talk about someone with large breasts.

Man, I sure like to stand under her cantilever.

by Polska59 February 15, 2009

canti

Canti is a machine in the uber-confusing manga (also anime), FLCL that is the first to pop out of Naota's (the protagonist) head. This machine posseses the power of that giant space pirate that can steal whole planets (I cant remember his name). Haruko hits him on the head and
makes it to where he can only achieve that power by eating Naota. Once he does this he turns a dark red and can fire off a "Naota bullet" by changing into one HELL of a sweet "cannon mode" he fuses with the terminal core in the last episode and brings the giant hand to life.I cant tell you what happens next. what I CAN tell you is that is one of the sweetest action sequences EVER!!!!

I hope Canti uses his giant cannon in this episode!

by exo9b June 20, 2004

CANTAKEROUS

A grumpy, dry witted old man who values the material possessions acquired throughout their life.

Forrest Fenn, a cantakerous fellow, was bound and determined to take his treasure with him when he passed. So he found a way to do just that!!

by fallingrock June 16, 2018

cantibal

someone who eats a person, yet embarrassingly enough... cannot digest it.

"did you hear about jose.??? he made a stew out of that girl, but got sick after eating it."

"hah. thats what he gets. hes a cantibal.

by Slatoi February 9, 2009