Cantalopus

Extremely round in nature and large; Freakishly large

Shelby has cantalopus pantyloons; Steve-0 has cantalopus balls

by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012

mantelope

A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)

Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"

by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009

Antelope Warrior

A woman that plays soccer and has long swinging legs, like those of an antelope. Legs swing in a pendulum like motion and often causes injury to other people. BEWARE.

WATCH OUT!!! JAYNIE IS AN ANTELOPE WARRIOR. DONT GET ANY CLOSER!!!!!!! HER LEGS ARE SWINGIN'

by halfbeanerftw! November 9, 2009

cuntelope

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

cantolope

cool swagy

u are a cantolope

by binaries January 2, 2015

Cantalope

The melon of the future

Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future

by Josie lynn July 25, 2011

cunteloupe

Another word for "cunt."

Combining the words "cunt" and "cantaloupe."

Invented by Vi.

Girl 1: "Can I like, borrow these shoes? I have a hot date tonight."
Girl 2: "No! They're my favorite pair. Besides, like, your feet are too big."
Girl 1: "Whatever... cunteloupe."

by Internet Black Knight October 24, 2010