by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010
Get the Calenderize mug.when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day
Steve: Hey man, what month is it?
Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit
Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?
Jauquim: September
Steve: Sweet!
Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit
Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?
Jauquim: September
Steve: Sweet!
by BradenBirk June 20, 2009
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the ninth second of the ninth minute of the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of 2009
calendergasm'ed would be
09/09/09/09/09/09
calendergasm'ed would be
09/09/09/09/09/09
by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009
Get the calendergasm mug.She is always happy and has the ability to make anyone smile. She is fun,caring,smart and beautiful but she is extremely hard to find. Her name and personality is what makes her unique so if you find a calandra keep her! As calandra is very friendly her wrath is as cold as ice. Calandra is the best partner you could find with her special ability to make you laugh and keep you happy. Once you get to know calandra you will fall head of heels in love with her.
by Unicorns unite July 3, 2018
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Here is the calender for the day
Stick your calender where the sun don't shine
"oi mate, you know what the date is?"
"No. I don't give a calender
Stick your calender where the sun don't shine
"oi mate, you know what the date is?"
"No. I don't give a calender
by Bigpappa6969696969696996969696 April 5, 2018
Get the Calender mug.Someone who is able to pick and choose the best from anywhere and any situation.
Origin: From English, colander.
Origin: From English, colander.
Juan managed to make himself a beautiful basket of food out of things he found in the trash, he's a real colandero!
by aromano August 25, 2013
Get the Colandero mug.A Calender based and made to revolve around Raves. Meaning it includes the dates and places of where any Raves would be.
by OrgyGlowstix August 24, 2008
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