An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.
This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.
It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.
It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.
That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
by Djfjdhdhglhkgjegehfnc May 23, 2017
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You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.
by Streaker6969 October 25, 2011
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when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
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Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!
by Jewmania June 28, 2010
Get the cafeteria Jew mug.A room or building often located on a school campus which proports to offer comestibles to the masses. However, one most often finds that the fare available in cafeterias does not truly resemble any known food substances. In fact, upon further investigation most knowlegable people flee in horror and disgust from the so-called meals. Others, be they gluttons for punishment (both literal and figurative) or simply starved past the point of reason, choose to ignore the warnings that their senses of sight, smell, touch, and taste are screaming at them, and foolishly proceed to shovel the not-quite deadly toxins into their bodies. For these unlucky individuals a cafeteria can provide them with just enough energy to survive for a few more hours.
I strapped for cash today so I'll have to eat at the cafeteria.
The cafeteria will be serving leftovers today.
The cafeteria will be serving leftovers today.
by a bibliophile July 14, 2006
Get the cafeteria mug.A Catholic individual, typically poorly catechised, from the Latin Rite or other. Said Catholic will pick and choose what he chooses to believe in in regards to the faith. Typically they will deny or mutilate revealed truths in order to justify their sinful lifestyles.
John is a cafeteria Catholic, he believes in the Magesterium but he thinks women should be allowed to be ordained.
by Cliff Whitty July 9, 2006
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by Cafeteria October 24, 2008
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