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When you spend too much time in the cafeteria. The cafeteria is the only place people see you and you creep them out. Common symptoms are add and craziness.
You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.
by Streaker6969 October 25, 2011
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