Cafarter

When someone coughs and farts at the same time

So I was talking to this lady and she was laughing. Next thing I heard this weird sound. Yes, you guessed it. This lady is a cafarter.

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Cafartic

A purification or purgation that brings about spiritual renewal or release from tension by the act of farting.

Dropping the rankest of gas in a small space with an annoying younger sibling is quite cafartic.

by AZ Boomer May 14, 2013

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When you force out a cough in attempt to cover a fart.

Jenny was so embarrased to let her gass pass in public that she averted attention with a wild 'cafart' which, thankfully eluded the crowd.

by soozer poozer March 5, 2009

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When you cough, and fart at the same time OK

by anonymous December 4, 2024

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A strong release of built up intestinal pressure, causing flatulence along with a strong sense of relief that you didn't just shit yourself.

The Taco Bell restroom is very cafartic.

by PsyBob August 3, 2021

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