The Buttress

A Large mammal that uses exagerated hand movements while speaking. This mammal is known for its alcoholic binges and good smelling purges. The buttress is usually seen in the Kansas-Missouri region when he is not eating massive amounts of sour punch straws in Texas.

Dude, what's up with the buttress?
I don't know dude, he has been sucking trying to explain physics to that three year old for like 30 minutes...I think his hand gestures are making the kid cry. I know dude, maybe he is raping that poor child

by McMichael VanWasson March 3, 2003

Buttiness

Adjective used to describe how a person or object is like a butt.

I can't stand that telephone operator's buttiness.

by Helga Kay June 27, 2007

Flying Buttress

A sudden cramp of the rectum; a sphincter pincher; an introverted fart.

Tina let forth a flying buttress during her 6th period Biology class, hoping Nathan didnt hear.

by FUPA GOD September 24, 2003

Buttless

Without a sense of humor

Claire is buttless

by Unbuttless March 29, 2019

Buttless Wonder

A fictional super hero that lacks a behind.

Here comes Buttless Wonder and Booty Boy!

by Touguu July 3, 2009

buttless

one who is without a noticeable buttocks

That asian girl over there is definitely buttless in those hammer pants

by urban_scholar_82 August 1, 2014

Buttsession

To have an obsession with butts.

She totally has a buttsession

by PineappleJuice May 2, 2015