Ball-burgler

A word used to describe a person who "burgles" a man's balls of their semen, through clever persuasion.

"Burnard not again, we've already been at it twice this morning you ball-burgler"

by Willybum291 February 24, 2020

turd burggler

When you are taking a shit in the bathroom stall and somone trys to open the door on you.

Its happened to you, you know it has

by Ba-Dunk-a-Dunk May 13, 2005

Burgle

To steal or rob of; usually in a burglary.

Oh no! That thief burgled my purse!

by ac262 February 12, 2013

turd burgler

1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.

Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.

by frieze July 14, 2003

terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004

Butt Burgler

A derogatory term for a male homosexual.

"Charles is a butt burgler.. he is guilty of breaking and entering an anus"

by Anon-in-IL-Again March 25, 2008

burgled

To have an act preformed on you that is the best you have ever had therefore making all other experiences inferior in the future.

"Man she really burgled my balls last night, I don't know how anyone could do that better than her".

by nater6069 November 20, 2011