burrito

A quickly assembled gang of knife weilding Beaners.

If you mess with one bean, you'll get the whole burrito.

by Adrian123 June 29, 2007

burrito

To take out all the contents of a backpack, turn it inside out, and put all contents back in. You must then zip up the backpack with the straps inside, making it look like a lump sack, or a burrito.

Rory's backpack just got burritoed again.
I gotta go burrito someone's backpack.

by The Mystery Burritoer March 14, 2011

burrito

A sexual act, for the female's pleasure/humiliation. The full act is to fuck her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order. The last part is the tasty burrito. See also lasagna.

Last time I banged my ex, I was way pissed at her, so I gave her a burrito.

by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003

burrito

to be passed out drunk/high, and have someone wrap a blanket around you, like a burrito, and take a picture

never accept a blanket from JP, she'll wait til you fall asleep and then burrito you

by C1VO September 16, 2011

burrito

an uncircumcized penis

i pulled down my pants and pissed out of my burrito

by acetic August 17, 2003

burrito

Perjorative slang for a Beretta handgun (as carried by a military person or federal cop)

My burrito is rusty and it rattles so bad I can't hit the side of a barn.

by The Pirate of Pissants April 9, 2006

burrito

large group of hispanics hanging out in a big crowd.

John: Yo look at all those spanish people over there!
Steve: Thats one big burrito dude.

by bootycrease212 February 12, 2010