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burgled

To have an act preformed on you that is the best you have ever had therefore making all other experiences inferior in the future.
"Man she really burgled my balls last night, I don't know how anyone could do that better than her".
by nater6069 November 20, 2011
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Burgled

To place the tip of a penis just inside of an anus, prior to ejaculating. Then surprising your partner with a splash of semen.
Carrol was surprised yesterday evening, when I burgled her back door!
by Cosworth_26 February 8, 2018
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burgled

To be robbed, thieved, or otherwise stolen from.

It is derived from the Hamburglar, the one who burgles burgers.
I left my apartment unlocked and it got burgled!

Robin Hood burgles the rich and gives to the poor.
by Burgled November 1, 2009
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burgles

A teenaged mexican who frequents convience shops around midnight attempting to purchase booze with a fake copy of his passport (on white computer paper)... Most likely named Enrique...
Burgles (with all 13 40oz's clanking): Thanks, have a good night
Clerk 1: I think I just got "Burgled"
Clerk 2: Someone stole something?
Clerk 1: Nah i just sold 13 40oz's to some kid with a piece of paper for ID
by Matt Gwiaz November 30, 2007
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Burgled

While using a public restroom/toilet stall, someone trys to or succeds in opening the stall door, robbing you of the serenity needed to drop a deuce (doo doo).
Dude, I went over to the hotel lobby to use the clean toilets, and with 4 out of 5 stalls open, I still got burgled!
by TRUKEIC May 18, 2010
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Burgle

To imbibe libations past the point of no return. To get burgled. To go burgling. To be burgled (as in "man I am so burgled right now").
by @acpetrick December 31, 2011
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Burgle

The act of breaking an entry into another individual or "individuals" residence.
Past tense:
Ken burgled that mother fucker out of a house and home!

In the future: Im gunna burgle that ass from rite under him!

As a profession: Hey Mike, what's your curent job? Oh.. Umm... Im a... Umm, Burgler..

the act of burgle, too burgle, a pair of "bergliers". Or may be affiliated loosely with sexual conduct.

Biyotch ima burgle that pussy!

Now remember kids..

KEEP THE BURGLE IN MOTION!
by Skip town 619 June 25, 2009
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