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Burger King 

Where the half-witted post teenage pregnancy "managers" tell everyone what to do, because their lives revolve around 2 minutes.
I need a whopper cheese for the window right away!!!111, I'm a "cook" and I see shit all from hurrying so I'm gonna cook even slower.
Burger King by whopper boy December 10, 2004

Burger King 

Burger King or commonly referred by the abbreviation BK is a fast-food type restaurant which serves principally Burgers. Burger King is famous for their iconic burgers such as the Whopper, the long chicken Burger, etc. The restaurant is known to grill the burgers with a flame grill instead of a heat plate. Burger King is commonly referred as the biggest rival of McDonald's.
Today I'm gonna eat a Whopper at Burger King, I hope I'll have my burger my way.
Burger King by SlammerGaming0 October 15, 2023

Burger King 

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Burger King by SomeDumbKid100 April 27, 2022

Burger King 

1. A popular, second-rate American fast food restaraunt
2. A verb, commonly used in Babylon, NY that denotes an act of hardcore, often vicious sexual intercourse in which the receiving partner sustains grave wounds or is even killed.
1. "Bro I went to Burger King last night and I found cat shit in my nuggets"
2. "hey man I was Burger Kinging this bitch in my car and I had to take her to the emergency room afterwards"
Burger King by RootBeer July 19, 2012

Burger King 

A subsidized fast food restaurant that uses foot lettuce.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you would want in you Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus," said Top 15s - Dillan is chillin.
Burger King by Pre-Writing May 28, 2018

Burger King 

It's like that other very popular international burger franchise, but better. The taste is better, quantity is better, literally everything is better.

The only downside is that not every BK place grills their burgers in the same way. For example the one in my local neighborhood always outputs juicy whoppers with a strong flame-grilled taste, but the one further from my place is always dry and stale and lacking in flavor. So if you think BK tastes meh, that probably because you've only eaten at the bad BK places. Try eating at more locations, you'll soon be bound to stumble across a quality BK.
McDonald's: WHO ARE YOU???
Burger King: I'm you but better.